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Mans Demotivational Poster


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


PREJUDICE - Isn't it about time We hear his side of the story? Being fair is a good thing right?


TAGS: god devil humans heaven hell
Rating: 4.17/5

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Sho - December 6, 2011, 10:17 am
I added the text myself
HypercatZed - August 24, 2011, 2:05 pm
I usually don't like motivational posters that use a text as pic. But this one is so great.


A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am
I'm not sure why but... 5


GERMANS - You know you have Germans at your holiday resort if there have been beach towels on the sun loungers since 6am.




BLESS THE SOLDIER... -


TAGS: riflemans creed prayer army military
Rating: 3.56/5

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qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.


GERMANS - ...And to think,they almost took over the world


TAGS: germans
Rating: 4.18/5

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INSANITY -


TAGS: manson insane masturbation parents caught
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 1:04 am
Accept, don't explain.
Hawamleh - August 14, 2010, 12:46 am
Thanks A Lot Guys...I was jsut sitting there and i thought...what if i was charles manson and my parents caught me masturbating.. wow why would i even think that.. my mind is now full of fuk... O_O
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
Hmmm Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!.... Bitch.... awwwwwwww. Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
I can't find the words to express how goddamn funny this poster is. Hat's off to Hawamleh you twisted little bastard.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
Wow, this is good... I shouldn't like this as much as I do. The picture rounds it out perfectly.


IRONY -


TAGS: one mans trash and pain
Rating: 4.64/5

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Verdeckt - May 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
"Perfectly good wife... Snapped her like a twig"


THE PLAN -


TAGS: mans best friend panty snatch and run
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 5:45 pm
Perfection.


SERIAL KILLERS - Sometimes, isn't it just...obvious?




SHARON TATE -


TAGS: manson tate
Rating: 4.78/5

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LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 4:37 pm
Wow Sharon Tate. Such a shame. Bonus points for the little Nicky reference. 5 shovels to the face


FRENCHIES & GERMANS - Just Because They're Nextdoor Neighbors Doesn't Mean They Like Eachother.


TAGS: france frenchies germany germans
Rating: 2.84/5

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Gryphus - February 12, 2009, 12:52 pm
Bullsh*t since 1956.


PISSED OFF -




BUNNY CAT -




TRUE FACE OF HUMANITY - Cause within every single one of us lies a raging psychopath


TAGS: true face humans winkledoodle
Rating: 3.05/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 12:09 pm
It's called a full sac.
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 11:58 am
That's a 5 on the lunatic scale....well done!


HUMAN CLONING - LEGAL IN THE WRONG CIRCLES




NATURE -


TAGS: nature humans pollution humanity hammy
Rating: 4.47/5

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gas - July 11, 2011, 7:28 pm
very nice pic


MINI-MANSON - Cause we can all use a little evil




POVERTY - Because Poverty is not exclusive of humans




CUM CATAPULTAE -


TAGS: the endless debate romans
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - April 15, 2011, 9:42 pm
catapult a cow!
Sean - April 15, 2011, 7:15 pm
When rock groups are banned, the only rock groups left are bands.
Airman - April 15, 2011, 6:44 pm
well, same to ya
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:39 pm
Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:36 pm
All I have to say is... Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:24 pm
*feather boa
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:23 pm
Ooops.
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:23 pm
This is great. And very funny. An example -- originally -- of argument by tautology. Incidentally, I tend to lose these types of arguments shortly after the wife pulls the feather bos (I'm not saying who's) taut around my neck. *interupted sigh*
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:23 pm
This is great. And very funny. An example -- originally -- of argument by tautology. Incidentally, I tend to lose these types of arguments shortly after the wife pulls the feather bos (I'm not saying who's) taut around my neck. *interupted sigh*
Airman - April 15, 2011, 6:21 pm
you must be part of the weapon control lobby
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:07 pm
"Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentis telum est" (A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands") -Lucius Annaeus Seneca- . 5 togas.


humans -


TAGS: humans insignificant earth pompous arrogant proud
Rating: 4.82/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 23, 2013, 2:19 am
Well, no reason you Earthlings would understand.


Modern humans -




Trends -


TAGS: crazy manson quote
Rating: 4.08/5

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lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 7:25 pm

Every prisoner becomes eligible for parole from time to time and attends parole hearings, where they are interviewed by members of the parole board. I can hear the conversation after he shuffles out. "Yeah. Still whacked. NEXT!"
EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2013, 3:24 pm
Now there's a guy who's judgement you can trust...


MARILYN MANSON - 'And I will call him, Mini-Manson.'




FROM THE DEPTHS -


TAGS: inspiation calendar mans needs
Rating: 4.96/5

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pricksoldier - September 29, 2011, 9:33 am
ammo, the answer is ammo, try survivin a fire fight longer without ammo and see what happens...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2011, 9:26 pm
I've been misquoted....I would have said Weed...or fishing.5
the1stCOMMI3 - September 28, 2011, 9:03 pm
forgot to add me-vodka!
joeprimo - September 28, 2011, 8:46 pm
5 "hopeful" lions for you!
house - September 28, 2011, 5:23 pm
Loved it Greeny, 5L. although beer and pills, really. I'm more of a scoth and coke (the white kind) of person
Reality Lord - September 28, 2011, 7:25 am

hammer....nail....lol5


THE HAND SHAKE -


TAGS: mans best friend calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greeny - August 17, 2011, 7:52 pm
nope - see 127515
lyulf0 - August 17, 2011, 7:41 am
so your a lefty eh?


MORGAN FREEMAN -


TAGS: you know you just read that in morgan freemans voice
Rating: 3.4/5

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LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:12 pm
Every single time!!!!!


OVER? - Did you say over? HELL NO!


TAGS: germans bomber pearl harbor animal house bluto blutarsky
Rating: 2.7/5

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NYHCx845 - December 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
5 Points for the Animal House reference


POKEMANS - Snorlax appears.


TAGS: pokeman pokemon pokemans snorlax fat bbw
Rating: 2.62/5

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Fatty - May 5, 2009, 1:09 pm
Tunnels = 1 lion. and you suck.


HA - ha ha ha ha ha


TAGS: womans rights
Rating: 1.91/5

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Jisatsu - June 6, 2009, 11:48 pm
Wow, they let retards make posters now? :o
EliteDoom - May 11, 2009, 10:36 pm
What the fuck is that bitch doing out of the kitchen?
cj - August 6, 2008, 3:50 am
cute, the girl i mean.
steph - July 5, 2008, 1:22 am
oh yeah, super funny. har. lame asses.


HUMANS -


TAGS: cancer humans stubborn hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - September 6, 2011, 4:37 pm
well we caught it way too late.
falloutghoul - September 5, 2011, 11:02 pm
If we caught it early enough, treatment would've made it go away.


crazy -


TAGS: crazy psycho manson dwight frye
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 10:10 pm

My absolute favorite scary movie.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:01 pm
"Ratssssss...thousands... MILLIONS of them..." played by the incomparable Dwight Frye (1899-1943)
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 7:49 pm

You two have really inspired me to try to make one along these lines! Been thinking about a favorite quote about this since you put the first one up.
Cannabal - August 6, 2013, 2:17 pm
We are the Chosen Ones, Bobb.....
lgvernon - August 6, 2013, 11:23 am

Ack~~it's Renfield~~arguably MUCH scarier than Dracula.
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 10:14 am
You must be a mind reader...now I HAVE to do a poster idea I toyed with yesterday...


GIMMICKS - can make a great substitute for talent




FIX A WOMAN’S WATCH? -


TAGS: womans watch kitchen
Rating: 3.8/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 4:23 pm
Yeah....but how do you fix a dishwasher?...5.


SUICIDE -


TAGS: weak mans way out
Rating: 3.71/5

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Faceplant31 - December 28, 2009, 6:35 pm
You could call 'er the the energizer hunny
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:29 pm
463,355... 463,356... 463,357... wow!
Faceplant31 - December 28, 2009, 6:28 pm
I did too Jake, i took me a while to find something that was still bloody but not "gross"
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:20 pm
I liked your first one better, but this one isn't as "gross" :) 5 suicidal lions.


BASIC MARKMANSHIP - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.




HOLDING - Who says penalties detract from the spirit of the game


TAGS: football women sportsmanship
Rating: 2.9/5

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Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 5:00 pm
I wonder what happen on Sunday.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 2:31 pm
That's precisely what is WRONG with our Sundays!
Charles - December 30, 2008, 7:38 pm
I'm pretty sure I've never seen THAT version on Sundays!


SCIENTOLOGY - "Too crazy" even for this guy.


TAGS: charles manson scientology
Rating: 2.14/5


WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -




VALENTINE’S DAY -


TAGS: valentine s day manson love
Rating: 3.34/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 9, 2009, 4:24 pm
In the far future version of motifake, people will be trying to convert you to that view through comments sections.
Arctic - January 9, 2009, 2:53 pm
I'd even be part of that religion, but only if they decided that Charlie killed for my sins. Dying is the easy part.
Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:29 pm
What's really sad, is that 2,000 years from now, there will be a group of his followers proclaiming, "CHARLIE DIED FOR YOUR SINS!"
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 7:03 pm
Charlie loves us all I take it


STATISTICS -


TAGS: dead mans hand in deadwood
Rating: 2.85/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 7:18 pm
No, this is fantastic. And I must have missed it cuz I just got to give it my 5.....you even got the gun right.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 6:57 pm
Love the game enough to do this one (maybe not as well as it could have been done) awhile back...


SPORTSMANSHIP -




SCOTLAND - is in Britain, you thick idiot


TAGS: scot brit shirley manson manson shirley sexy hot shaggable babe
Rating: 2.7/5

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Sean - October 10, 2011, 11:36 pm
And "to" with "too" just enough.
crazybart25 - October 10, 2011, 10:25 pm
People confuse Britain and England to much
Robert the Bruce - June 3, 2009, 6:09 pm
And for you dumb Americans out there and elsewhere. The United Kingdom of Great Britain is Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland. But we're anything but united.
lindy - January 27, 2009, 6:38 am
Yeah well we dont class ourselves as British, F*** that like


THE JOKER - Because you can't spell "manslaughter" without "laughter."


TAGS: joker manslaughter laughter
Rating: 2.69/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 2, 2009, 5:03 am
JOKE SITE.........why so serious informator?.
informator - September 2, 2009, 4:55 am
manslaughter: the crime of killing a human being without malice aforethought, or otherwise in circumstances not amounting to murder >.> learn your terminology x[
Weapon X - January 1, 2009, 12:18 am
And incidentally, this one kicks ass...I almost died laughing when I saw it.
Weapon X - January 1, 2009, 12:17 am
yeah, way to fuck up your witty comment and then re-post it thinking you won't look like a dumb-ass, rawr...
rawr - December 27, 2008, 5:49 pm
way to watch the movie, change a small detail, then claim it. The semi he drove on lower 5th had the word laughter with an "S" painted in red on it.
rawr - December 27, 2008, 5:49 pm
way to watch the movie, change a msll detail, then claim it. The semi he drove on lower 5th had the word laughter with an "S" painted in red on it.
Khatmonsuk - December 25, 2008, 10:16 am
Brilliant! ;D


THE END - It's not there




DEER LIKE HUMANS TO - this is what you call the perverted deer




Do you know the difference between my ex girlfriend and Charles Manson? -




relief -


TAGS: when humans leave
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:35 am
They look like little Wookies.


MANS BEST FRIEND - What sort of friend takes you out to get your testicles cut off, I ask you?




ROMANS - They say God has a sadistic sense of humour, yet it was the Romans that decided to nail a carpenter to a wooden cross.




COMPASSION - "Is he dead?" "Yes." "Well, then...can I have his robe?"




SEAN - There is only one path to Heaven. On earth, we call it Love. For Sean, it would probably work if we just sent him to the Playboy mansion




DIVULGE -


TAGS: monsters humans
Rating: 4.56/5

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mariand - November 16, 2012, 5:18 pm
yeah... I know a few, and they believe they're God on earth...


BLITZKREIG !! - TODAY, VE SHALL INVADE ALL ZER NARROW COUNTRIES !


TAGS: germans
Rating: 4.25/5

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lazyphil - March 1, 2013, 4:38 pm
danke schoen for all your kind vords, zer are not many ov you yaunkees who appreciate zer beauty ov zer deutsche engineering. PS I am also out of weed, have been for weeks now, poss going insane
GaryO - February 28, 2013, 9:20 pm
OK. This minute, this poster hit me just right, and actually saved many a viewer from another lame poster of mine…cause I’ve got my evening laugh out. Cheers, lazyphil, whoever the phook you are…I’m officially out of weed. 5L


FRUITS AND VEGETABLES - A staple of every diet around the world (Almost)


TAGS: did the germans grab enough beer
Rating: 3.2/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 23, 2009, 12:17 pm
The moral of this story is to not live in a tent in the desert. I've learned my lesson now, thank you.
lolman - October 22, 2009, 5:51 pm
You screwed the order up, Germany should have been first, they spent the most


HUMANS - Great on pasta.




SPORTSMANSHIP - Its in there somewhere.


TAGS: sportsmanship
Rating: 2.64/5

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rick - March 3, 2009, 12:00 pm
I like the fact that this pic was autographed... I wonder if it was by Vinnie or Paul??
Kung-Fu Devil - September 12, 2008, 2:57 pm
Yeah it is Vinnie Jones. He was a footballer before a TV star. Oh and to the poster below you, that is Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne, not the referee.
Pitch - July 20, 2008, 3:33 am
Is that Vinnie Jones? The guy that played Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch...and Big Chris in Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels?
-_- - July 11, 2008, 7:50 pm
I Call Cheating! He's OBVIOUSLY got the Ref by the Balls!


KILL YOURSELVES. - You two should do it.


TAGS: owned kill yourself womans rights
Rating: 2.13/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 12:00 am
Link... That comment was made in September 2008 - By now, Amy is dead of cancer or has long since gotten over a simple comment. Deep breath, and keep it current.
LinkFox101113 - January 7, 2010, 11:55 pm
Amy, learn to take a joke. Seriously. And I'm not taking a stance for or against this 'cause somebody's going to make a "small penis" joke ('cause that's how things are solved on the internet; ¡ALWAYS!) AND I can't fit my argument in one post...
BIckers - November 3, 2009, 1:55 pm
Yeah Amy, whilst taking the piss out of everyone's grammar and spelling why don't you check yours out. Mean't?? Your instead of you're. Back to the kitchen bitch.
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:01 pm
maybe im wrong?
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:01 pm
i dont see why you should vote for WOMAN... i think that discrimination, after all we should vote for what we think its right, like "we vote for that guy-woman because i think he/she is right" not "i vote for him/her because he/she is a man/woman".... or
AC - September 8, 2008, 3:00 pm
wow, ieatbabies/god, she kinda put you in your place, looks like you guys might need to spend less time on WOW & learn a thing or 2 about women.
ieatbabies - September 7, 2008, 1:07 am
and what is that woman doin with that watch on...... women dont need watches there is a clock on the stove.FYI Amy you sound like you need to get laid.
RnR - September 5, 2008, 5:26 am
point taken, now ... back to the kitchen
Amy - September 4, 2008, 8:46 pm
FYI Ieatbabies, when you give spelling advice it helps when you spell at least the first word right, i think you'll find the word you were looking for was 'where', but hey, at least you've still got your dignity.
Amy - September 4, 2008, 8:43 pm
Thanks for your imput there God, it mean't a lot. Although, i doubt your really the big man upstairs. By the way, you do realise that when they say men with miniscule cocks have a 'God Complex' I don't think your mean't to take it literally.
God - September 4, 2008, 8:12 pm
Amy, that is quite possibly the shittiest poster ever made. You should be ashamed of yourself and think you're fat.
ieatbabies - September 4, 2008, 8:11 pm
were did she learn to learn to read and write, obviously her husband did not beat her enough


"MEN ARE CREATURES WITH 2 LEGS AND 8 HANDS." - Only for women who look like you, Janey.


TAGS: jane mansfield men hands
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 11:39 am
A Knockout !


LIKE FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON -




PERMANENCE - Is the illusion of every age




ALIEN -




SURVIVAL INSTINCT -




MANKIND - To the best of our knowledge, humans are the only alien beings to have ever invaded upon a celestial body.


TAGS: mankind humans alien invaders
Rating: 4.35/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 16, 2011, 9:22 am
this belongs on motitwist 5L


JUST IN CASE - I'm very proud of my Grandfather. He shot down two German planes. Admittedly that was in 1958, but you can never be too careful!


TAGS: germans
Rating: 4.08/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 6:57 pm
lol...love it 5L
Cwalda - February 28, 2010, 7:06 am
Oh I see now. Translation error :-D
MO - February 27, 2010, 8:17 pm
Man my avatar looks sweet shooting down Timmys!!!
MO - February 27, 2010, 8:16 pm
That's the whole point of the joke/poster Cwalda. Your first comment. Way to go, there timmy.
Cwalda - February 27, 2010, 8:10 pm
Excuse me, but in whitch conflict were german planes present in 1958?
ICEMAN - February 25, 2010, 12:06 am
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:21 pm
LOL 5L


NEW BRIDE VS NEW JOB -


TAGS: every married mans cruel discovery
Rating: 3.97/5

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sickartist - December 30, 2009, 5:39 am
Thanks. I was just on break
ronsart - December 29, 2009, 7:49 pm
Good Job! Mr. SickArtist love ur humor and work! Now get back to work!


SAMURAI ROBOT SERVER - The last thing you'll ever see dining out. Didn't they see the TERMINATOR documentaries?


TAGS: robots kill people wrong food die humans
Rating: 3.77/5

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spacedog - April 3, 2010, 5:39 pm
I love the Marvin the Martian expression.
Cubbybear - April 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
They actually have a video of this
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 5:23 pm
5L by the way...I love the passion in her(the robot) eyes.
Bartimaeus - April 3, 2010, 5:22 pm
They really should tighten security. lol Robot uprising ftw!
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 5:03 pm
No one will ever see the documentaries...Bart broke all the cd's at Wal-Mart! 5L


BE ON THE LOOK OUT -


TAGS: melon mans hangout
Rating: 3.75/5

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rudeboy308 - September 24, 2011, 7:19 pm
Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
Greeny - September 17, 2011, 7:06 am
Unstable? What you talkin' about Willis?
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 1:10 am
That should be painted red on the inside with black seed shaped spots


SEX IN WAR - I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.


TAGS: humans
Rating: 3.42/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - July 8, 2010, 8:26 pm
You like orgies then?


BRITISH CRAFTSMANSHIP - I'm pretty sure this is at its finest


TAGS: brittisch craftsmanship
Rating: 3.3/5

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MasterMorality - December 29, 2009, 8:35 am
The British don't call phone boxes 'cell phones'.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:03 pm
I hope he finds something to cover the lower half. Otherwise, a lot of hookers are going to cry out "Look! It's Mongoose Man!"
Derek - December 28, 2009, 3:59 pm
A portable changing booth for super-heroes
DrunkenDave101 - December 28, 2009, 3:47 pm
thats not british, we call cell phones, 'Mobiles' mmmkay?


Showmanship -


TAGS: showmanship
Rating: 2.45/5

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masterkism - June 17, 2009, 6:01 am
The funny part is, the game being played is called "Corn Hole". Not kidding look it up.
LogicDude - December 25, 2008, 9:18 pm
Only because I first thought about what your Mom looked like BEFORE she let herself go.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 4:48 pm
I'm sure that when he saw this photo for the first time, LogicDude got a major hard-on...
Sean - October 20, 2008, 6:04 pm
Ohhhh ... a bean bag toss ... it all makes no sense to me now.
Rogue42 - August 27, 2008, 11:05 am
Its not bowling, its beanbag toss. Still a terrible game, but it is hard to bowl on the grass in the dark.


BLAME - Because it's just so much easier than listening.


TAGS: blame listening marylin manson
Rating: 2.27/5

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me - October 29, 2008, 12:39 pm
The guys rich and famous, sometimes it just doesent matter what you do to get there


EYE CHECK - Look closely. He used "them".


TAGS: pokemans cat eye check
Rating: 1.89/5
db - September 26, 2008, 10:26 pm
this is actually one of the best motifakes ever. yes it might repeat the words from the picture, but in a way that makes the words funnier
D.ander - September 21, 2008, 5:00 am
he isn't playing pokemon..


AMERICANS - Better than Germans


TAGS: lebron james dirk nowitzki basketball dunk americans germans
Rating: 1.61/5

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angus90 - February 28, 2010, 11:33 pm
African-Americans: of African descent, thanks for playing idiot
Bri Bri - July 22, 2009, 7:11 pm
Hans, you just implied that Lebron James is of European descent.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
Tunnel = 1
Hans - February 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
Americans - European decent


ancient aliens -




idiot box -




annual bald mens summit -


TAGS: bald mans summit
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 10:36 pm
I'm making fun but I actually think it looks great. My husband shaves his head :)


Day 5 -




HUMANS -


TAGS: ducklings ducklips silly humans humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - August 22, 2013, 4:07 pm
This explains Sho's behaviour...


Philosoraptor Question -


TAGS: humans used to eat everything
Rating: 4.78/5

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motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:41 pm
No, a Master debater.
Swampfox - July 7, 2013, 4:40 am
Cunilingual?


THE CAT GETS IT -




WOMEN - Be brave, be beautiful and shave your armpits


TAGS: international womans day
Rating: 4.58/5

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Krickit - March 11, 2013, 12:30 am
Eww no thank you
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:50 am
I’m just the opposite. Went mountain climbing with a group. This one lady that was ahead of me had legs that had never seen a razor…thought she was wearin’ leggins. Kinda turned me on. woof
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:19 am
Hairy armpits on a woman never bothered me. However, hairy legs on a woman.... *shutter*


Tree of Life -


TAGS: kafka god humans alienation
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

GaryO - July 15, 2013, 4:42 pm
I do believe this would make Klimt smile
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm

wow. would you consider dropping this over to religifake.


MY RETIREMENT -


TAGS: would a cardboard box by a drainage ditch qualify as a mansion by a lake
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 12:41 pm
This one really hits me... I like it a lot.
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 12:07 am
Awesome Trash, 5+.
Cubbybear - April 4, 2010, 8:19 pm
5/5 great poster
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 5:18 pm
Thanks Aggy. I rather like this one myself. Prophetic or not.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:51 pm
I love it. 5 teary-eyed L's


NAVIGATION -


TAGS: france travel vehicular manslaughter
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:54 pm
Haha reminds me of trip to France. nice doing.


DUMP RUNS -




SHOULD I GO TO HER? -




CROWD CONTROL -


TAGS: blatant ripoff from anonymous poster one upsmanship barely
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:49 am
Can't even spell Houston right.....
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Houstin we have lift off
spacedog - October 24, 2009, 9:57 am
...Pull my finger. LOL.
Logic Man - August 4, 2009, 5:09 pm
Is this a self portrait you did here?


COME ON LADIES! -


TAGS: movie lines dirty dancing kellermans
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by gil

BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:43 pm
I use to buy Shake-a-Puddin' just to watch my wife make herself dessert


MASADA -


TAGS: 73 ad romans win the romans win oh my gods the romans win
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 8:03 pm
They're the masters... no shame in that.
MO - June 22, 2009, 7:54 pm
What'sa-masada with you? Don't you know the first rule of Masadafaking is.....DON'T BITE!!!!! (hard)
Haarakkon - June 22, 2009, 7:48 pm
I bit. Hard.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:41 pm
The quality and direction of this harassment is... legendary.
Haarakkon - June 22, 2009, 2:00 pm
Hmm. Searched under "Jew" and "Masada" - this was it. I am now inclined to think I am merely being toyed with.
Haarakkon - June 22, 2009, 1:47 pm
I must now commit ritual Sepuku. Honor demands it.
LogicDude - June 22, 2009, 1:43 pm
How could you have missed all the Masadafakes? I was so glad when that whole thing was over, and yet they KEEP showing up.
Haarakkon - June 22, 2009, 1:24 pm
My apologies. No results turned up on searching "Masada".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 22, 2009, 1:16 pm
Yet another motifake about Masada. This subgenre is getting crowded and stale.


SPOCK - Proof that humans are losers.




SPORTSMANSHIP - It doesn't apply to soccer




GERMANS -




MANSON - By today's standards hes a PUSSY


TAGS: manson
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by Jordan

barockeva - November 3, 2008, 7:00 pm
Scientology: too crazy for Charles Manson.
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 4:52 pm
*he'd. I can spell, really.
Nobody - October 17, 2008, 4:52 pm
If that were the case he's have ben let out of prison a looong time ago. This guy still pwns in all forms of creepiness.


WISHES DO COME TRUE -


TAGS: manson fiance corpse ironic humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

theyuk - February 13, 2015, 7:02 pm
You are an evil, evil, evil, evil, clever person. Thank you for hitting that one out of the park.


Two Good Reasons -


TAGS: manspreading reason balls
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - June 9, 2017, 8:12 am
Thanks
concern3 - June 9, 2017, 7:30 am
Oh what a relief it is, UP yours so to speak.
JesusWept - June 8, 2017, 11:27 am
Thanks O|O
Silverheart - June 8, 2017, 11:02 am

And mine are silver, so I try to avoid the clang clang. 5L


HEY! -


TAGS: lions demand organic cage free humans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

JesusWept - October 29, 2015, 4:21 pm
One can't get decent service these days lol. L L L L L


environment -


TAGS: environment polluted lifespan humans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by skeezixmcgurk

concern3 - December 29, 2016, 4:49 am
Amen, UP yours


Connections -


TAGS: humans connected from first to last
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 29, 2014, 9:40 pm
Paraprosdokian humorous fact. Tnx, LGVernon, for a new and (who woulda ever thunk it) useful word!


Bad Eggs -




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